
You know what you could’ve been doing right now? Sitting at home, minding your business, getting judged by a cat who still loves you more than most people. But no. You got dressed, you left the house, and now you’re dealing with this nonsense. So yeah, this tee tells the truth.
The soft, lightweight fabric keeps you comfortable while your patience evaporates in public. It feels breathable, and easy to wear, whether you’re stuck at work, running errands, or getting trapped in a conversation you didn’t ask for. The classic crew neck and retail fit keep it looking clean, and it holds up well through repeat wear. Put it on as a public service announcement. If someone complains, remind them you left your cat for this, and that was already your first mistake.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape
- Side seams for structural support and cleaner drape
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified and responsibly manufactured
- Durable, crisp print achieved via DTF/DTG depending on provider; sourced blank from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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