Be Careful This Machine Has No Brain Use Your Own Graphic Tee
Walking around with common sense? Couldn’t be you. This tee works like a personal warning label for the world, because you already know the truth. You run on vibes, caffeine, and questionable choices, and everyone else should proceed with caution.
The green-and-white safety sign graphic spells it out, so you don’t have to. The lightweight Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton feels soft, and breathable, so you can wear it anywhere you plan to be a hazard, like the grocery store, the airport, the office, or your own kitchen. The retail fit keeps it looking clean, the ribbed crew neck holds its shape, and side seams help it stay sharp wash after wash. Put it on, and let people know they’re on their own.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathability and softness
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Construction details: side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
- Print methods: crisp DTF printing on body and sleeves (DTG used by some providers)
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association & WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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